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Shat the Movies: 80's & 90's Best Film Review

The Ice Pirates (1984)

Shat the Movies: 80's & 90's Best Film Review

Shat on Entertainment

Tv & Film, Film Reviews

4.51.8K Ratings

🗓️ 4 January 2023

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

When Big D and Roger came up with the idea for "Shat The Movies," they knew they wanted to start with all the films that defined the '80s and '90s. Movies like "Big," "Pretty Woman" and, of course, "The Ice Pirates." It took six years, but finally Pirates' ship has come in.

In this episode, Gene notes how "The Ice Pirates" really forgot it was set in space. Dick applauds the movie for being consistent in its crappiness, and Ash critiques Anjelica Huston's swordfighting prowess. The Shat Crew also discusses castration via conveyor belt, the film's dramatic undertones and Big D's theory that "The Ice Pirates" inspired the Burning Man festival. 

Cheers to Shat Fantasy Football champ Hot Sauce Steve for the gifted commission. You made one little Shat host's dream come true.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

The donkeys grow up, they're full grown pigs, dude.

0:05.9

The pigs, it's, I mean, I think this was when part of the budget went to cocaine and

0:11.2

it was on the craft table.

0:12.9

This is when everybody bought in and this went full.

0:15.3

This is probably the last shoot before they called it a wrap.

0:18.1

Remember when we first met John McClane?

0:21.0

Our God picked him up from the plane and took him down the knack and told me tower at the Christmas party.

0:28.6

And the terrorists were over zealous, but it was sweet when they killed Alice.

0:34.0

And with a little help from Alice, John McClane kicked out.

0:38.5

Welcome back to Chat The Movies, the podcast where we answer the question where the movies

0:42.2

we love and we are growing up really that good.

0:44.5

Hey, did you ever caught yourself thinking, what do they make movies like they used to?

0:47.7

Can you still remember spending your Friday night searching for the perfect movie rental

0:50.6

blockbuster video? Do you know what blockbuster video is if you answer Jess and this is the podcast

0:55.6

for you. I am one of your host Jean Lines, alongside me are my co-host, Ash Passion Storm Nibbs.

1:01.6

Hi y'all.

1:02.5

And Big D Dickie Bird.

1:04.1

Good evening.

1:04.9

And each week we take a look back in time and decide if our favorite film still hold up.

1:08.6

The movies we cover are chosen by you, the listeners who generously commissioned the films you love.

1:13.0

If you like to see all the movies we have covered, we'll cover.

1:15.6

I want to choose one for yourself.

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