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Hello and welcome to Rational Security, the I'm okay without friends edition.

I'm Benjamin Wittes, Editor-in-Chief of LaFaire and I'm here not with Shane Harris,

not with Susan Hennessy, not with Tamara Kaufman Wittes, but with the last two voices

who still consent to appear on this show. Alexa, do you want to be on Rational Security?

Sorry, I don't know that one. Hey Siri, are you excited to be on Rational Security?

Hmm, I don't have an answer for that. Is there something else I can help with?

Okay, on the show today we're going to cover three topics of transcendent importance.

We're going to stalk my former Rational Security partners. We're going to talk about the future

of this feed and what we should do with it. And the January 6th commission got started yesterday

will chew over how the first hearing went. But first, let me introduce my guests. Hey,

Siri, tell me about yourself. I'm Siri, but enough about me. How can I help you?

Alexa, tell me about yourself. I can provide information, music, news, weather, and more.

Alexa, can you do a talk show? Hmm, I think you asked about David Frances Kelly. What would you

like to know? I'm not sure. I did ask about David Frances Kelly, but okay, for our first segment,

I don't know that one. Don't interrupt. For our first segment, we're going to see who is better

Siri or Alexa at stalking former Rational Security members. Alexa, what can you tell me about Shane

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