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So guys, the beast of the day today is the cicadas that shut down the president's press plane.

What? Yeah.

I'm trying to figure out why all the cicadas decided to fly into the engines of the press plane going with the president to Europe.

Clearly it's a conspiracy. They're not that deliberative.

Or smart.

Where these cicadas hit by a microwave weapon, have these cicadas been watching Fox News and believe that the press is the enemy of the people.

No, these. Yes, and yes.

These cicadas are engaged in a three week long back in alien orgy.

Okay, would you?

That's not happening on a press plane.

The question is not important to the cicadas.

They're just they've been 17 years underground. They have come out.

They're going to they've only got three weeks.

And they're going to have sex wherever and scream and yell wherever they can.

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