The "I'm Not Racist" Press Conference

Yo, Is This Racist?

Andrew Ti, Tawny Newsome

Comedy

4.4 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 17 March 2021

⏱️ 40 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Tawny, Andrew, and Producer Kevin talk more about Oprah's interview with Meghan Markle and a racist high school basketball announcer who blamed his diabetes. They also listen to voicemails about historical justice and being tired of white guys on dating apps.

Leave a voicemail with your questions at 323-389-RACE and subscribe to Tawny and Andrew's new podcasts at suboptimalpods.com!

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	I'm getting stared at. There's two, two dogs are staring me down. Just like, just they will not stop looking at me.
0:20.0	Is it time for them to eat?
0:22.0	No, they just ate. I don't know what's happening, but anyway, this is a podcast.
0:32.0	Are you sure? Or is it my stand up debut?
0:36.0	Oh, yeah, everyone's different today. I guess except for me. This was this racist.
0:44.0	Tani on the handheld microphone. Handheld SM57. Like I'm doing a club gig. Like I'm just doing a quick 10.
0:54.0	Quick 10 minutes. No problem.
1:00.0	The tripod, which admittedly is very cheap that normally holds this microphone. Normally I record in a completely different place with a completely different microphone.
1:08.0	I use this one. The cheap tripod literally just fell apart in my hand as the started rolling.
1:14.0	I'm just sign felled in it. I'm just alley wang in it. You guys doesn't have to stand up. I recognize.
1:22.0	The pacing I will say is unnerving. I don't love your pacing. You're just like...
1:28.0	Comedy is timing, man. It's timing.
1:30.0	It's time for these are. Yeah.
1:32.0	I just got to try to work through some stuff. These are early bits. You know what else?
1:38.0	Who wins, huh? Who let that in?
1:44.0	Producer Kevin got two couches. Although I know it's just one, but it looks to me like he got two couches.
1:52.0	I'm thriving with the couches. Look out, world. Damn. You can sit.
1:56.0	I do. I have one and then I gained another. So the hard work's paying off.
2:02.0	I guess I just never noticed the first one. Because it was never in view.
2:06.0	Okay. Okay. I'm expressing a different way.
2:10.0	Oh, I see. I see. I was though everyone is throwing out a new view for the podcast today.
2:18.0	New aesthetic. Yeah.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Andrew Ti, Tawny Newsome, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Andrew Ti, Tawny Newsome and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.