I love y'all so much.

I usually love every church.

I get to go to small, big, stiff, wiggly.

I just love the house of God.

But some churches don't like me so much.

And I was in one of those not too long ago.

I won't tell you where it is just in case you have cousins there.

But rhymes with insolvenia.

And I knew I knew I wasn't going to be warmly received

because it was just more of a formal setting.

And I'm not very formal.

And so when the women picked me up from the airport,

it was crickets all the way to the conference.

And then we get to the conference

and they have what they call the fellowship time,

which means you usually eat carbs and cold coffee

and make small talk in the fellowship hall

before you go into the main part of the sanctuary.

And I stood around.

I thought they need to re-crisse in this,

the stiff and hateful hall.

Because nobody's talking like nobody's chatting.

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