The humble pumpkin
The Luke and Pete Show
Stak Production
4.9 • 1.8K Ratings
🗓️ 20 April 2020
⏱️ 33 minutes
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Summary
This episode features pumpkins, cradle snatching, a violent medieval ball game and a discussion about what constitutes a real ale.
Also on today’s show, Luke’s got news on the return of the ‘last cruise ship on Earth’ and Pete’s received a DM about borrowmydoggy.com. It’s another big week for the Luke and Pete Show!
Get in touch with your lockdown strategies at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com, we’d love to hear from you! Pete’s gone even more mad, so he needs all the lockdown survival tips he can get.
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| 0:00.0 | It's the Luke and Pete's your age sex location. |
| 0:10.0 | Does anybody want to do some. It's the Luke and Pete Shore age sex location. |
| 0:13.6 | Does anybody want to do some cyber sex? |
| 0:15.8 | We're back for some Monday afternoon slash evening fun. |
| 0:20.1 | How you doing look Muah? |
| 0:21.0 | 39 male London. |
| 0:23.0 | 38 male London. |
| 0:25.0 | Whoa let's get it on. |
| 0:28.0 | Mm. |
| 0:29.0 | Yeah, I mean technically you would be... |
| 0:32.0 | What do you call it when you steal a... you would be be, uh, crib stealing? |
| 0:35.0 | No, let me speak of someone much younger than you. |
| 0:38.0 | Credle snatcher. |
| 0:39.0 | Credle snatching. |
| 0:41.0 | That's old school. |
| 0:42.0 | Quite uncomfortable imagery really in it. Yeah I don't think it's fair to say that |
| 0:47.6 | I'll be cradle snatching you when we literally are in the same school year. |
| 0:51.6 | Sugar daddy. |
| 0:53.0 | Listen, if you hope for me to buy your stuff, then you have not been looking at the economic |
| 0:56.6 | climate recently. |
| 0:57.8 | What's been going on? |
| 0:59.8 | You're economic... |
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