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Hey everybody and welcome to this week's episode of Shut Up a Second.

I'm Jackson Bailey. I'm Zoe Bellotta. And I'm Adam Bailey and today's topic is... His topic is the human guts. Ah, fuck, I knew I was like, I went first. Adam's going to get in. What were you going to have chosen? I was going to make it up right then and there. I still don't know what I would have said. I might have, actually, I think I would have said, your beautiful eyes, Jackson. That's great, because that's one that's happened. Part two. Yeah, we would have been part two. Sorry, that's how you sort that way out. Yeah, you fucking idiot. We even sometimes sorted out doing that preemptively when we don't know if there's going to give it a part one.

Well, it's the human guts, so get used to it.

Which bits are the guts?

I think it's your lower intestine.

Is that the only bit?

Yeah.

For me, it's anything titties down. Oh. You're doing a location-based thing where I think, uh, scientifically speaking. Yeah. It's up in the air. We just don't know where guts are. Could be your feet. Could be your brain. Where do you... That sounded like a song. Could be your feet. Could be your brain. It's a song from the 1979s, Where Are Guts? Confusing. Very long, boring album. Oh, album. In my mind, it was like a play. Don't know why. All right. I had an album as well, so you're the odd one out, Jack. Yeah, sorry. If you could move your guts to any part of your body, where would you move them? Maybe your feet, maybe your brain. Feet or brain. Feet is bad because as you step, you're like, oh. What if you could put them in your butt? Yeah, okay. Less way to travel on the way out. Less way to travel. What? Well, because it's got to come. When you eat. You just want to move them lower so there's less distance to travel. But then you get less nutrition out of them. That's why they're so long. I'd like a fucking massive. Distended get extended every bit of nutrition available to me.

No, but I've got a brand new question.

All right, go on.

If you could have any length of gut.

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