Hey, everybody, it's your smash, smash, bruiser, and what are you going to pick for this oh well I guess it's easy actually

for the wizard I'm your sexy general's

daughter what Bruce or Jake you're not gonna go with

Vava boom honey honey suckle

You're not gonna go with the alter ego I mean come on Bruce Banner wizard

Bruce Banner's fucking boring he's a scientist

whose daddy fucked him up.

And, okay, he's actually a fascinating. Look, I'll give it to you. He's puny, but that's about all I'll say. I mean, I think I see a lot of myself in Bruce Banner, unfortunately. I feel like we're just two hulks with a podcast. Neither of us are particularly smart or good at science. We both knock things over a lot when we move around in small spaces.

We both, you st a lot when we move around in small spaces.

We both, uh, you stunted English and refer to ourselves in the third person.

We're both unable to fuck our girlfriends or rather fiazza and wife because we just

fucked so hard and so crazy that they just couldn't handle it.

Uh, we both are, we're part of teams that then we got kicked out of because we were too violent controversial. And Jake just hit a light in this room. So, I mean, it's really feeding through. I feel like we're really getting this. Well, today, obviously, probably saw the title of the episode before you chose that. Who just presses play on an episode I actually looking at the name? Our best fans.

Thank you.

By the way, thank you for being our best fans. Oh, just you see the icon on the new podcast list and you're just like, oh, fuck, you whisper. So, of course, today we're talking about Hulk, and I'm going to give a synopsis because I want to be better at this. I feel like we dive immediately into the history of everything without explaining what it is and in And in this case, it's very obvious. But I'm just going to say, Dr. Bruce Banner, a very timid and

awkward scientist, has an accident in a lab that exposed him to gamma rays after the detonation

of an experimental bomb. And this transforms him into the Hulk. Actually, you know it's...

You know what's a better summation of the character is the theme song from the 1960s cartoon?

If you can play that because it has maybe my favorite lyric in all of theme song.

Okay, cool.

Yeah, let's hit it.

If you can play that.

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