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🗓️ 10 August 2025
⏱️ 224 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're playing check with Griffin and David |
| 0:04.7 | Blackjack with Griffin and David |
| 0:08.7 | Don't know what to say or to expect |
| 0:11.7 | All you need to know is that the name of the show is Blackjack |
| 0:17.7 | You're punching at 8.30 every morning Except you're punching at 7.30 following a business holiday. |
| 0:25.4 | Unless it's Monday, then you punch in at 8 o'clock. Punch in late, and they podcast you. |
| 0:29.7 | Incoming articles get a voucher. Outgoing articles, provide a voucher. Move any article without a voucher, |
| 0:34.2 | and they podcast you. Let a size without a voucher, letter size of green voucher, oversized a yellow voucher, |
| 0:40.4 | parcel size of maroon voucher, wrong color voucher, and they podcast you. |
| 0:44.2 | 678704.9a slash 6. That is your employee number. It will not be repeated. Without your |
| 0:49.8 | employee number, you cannot get your paycheck. Interoffice mail code is 37. Interoffice mail |
| 0:54.2 | 37 slash three. Outside mail is three slash 37. Code it wrong and they podcast you. This has been |
| 1:01.0 | your orientation. Is there anything you do not understand? Is there anything you understand only partially? |
| 1:05.7 | If you have not been fully oriented, you must file a complaint with personnel. File a faulty complaint |
| 1:10.3 | and they podcast you. |
| 1:12.5 | And then in brackets underneath that line of dialogue, spoken at 160 words per minute. |
| 1:18.7 | You know, when you watch a screwball comedy on your modern television and you have the subtitles on, you know, it's a screwball comedy when the subtitles can't include all the dialogue. |
| 1:30.8 | They have to cut out lines. |
| 1:32.1 | They're editing. |
| 1:33.0 | And just a note. |
| 1:34.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:34.2 | If you're going to scream. |
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