If I attempted to examine the plot and...

You just don't.

And, you know, it just completely collapses under scrutiny.

I had my Sherlock Holmes gear put aside.

Your pipe and cap were left at home and you're like, ooh, tits.

Boobies.

Greetings and salutations and welcome to Thumb War.

I'm Jason.

I'm Rachel.

And I'm all dressed up in my gym clothes because I'm about to go to the gym.

But before I go to the gym, we're going to talk about the housemaid.

Housemaid?

What is it called? Housemaid. Just Housemaid. Housemaid. Directed by the great Paul Feig. Great? Oh, he created freaks and geeks. He freaks and geeks. Did you love that show? Uh, you know what? Uh-oh, that's a no.

I respect that show.

Let me put it this way.

I respect that show. Let me put it this way. I respect that show. That's great. But do I love that show? I don't even, I didn't watch it. It's good. It's like the launching of, you know, Seth Rogen's career. Linda Carter Raleigh, is that her name? Who else? Anyway, it doesn't matter. We're not talking about that. We're talking about... You said he directed bridesmaids, yes. I didn't say that on this show. I'm about to say it. Paul Feig directed bridesmaids, which is a classic comedy. He also directed the girl Ghostbusters.

Oh, and the new one?

No, that is the new one, isn't it?

No, there's a new one with Finn Wolfhardt.

Oh, that I don't know who directed.

Oh, so he did Chris Helmsworth and all the funny ladies.

Helmsworth.

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