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We got a hold of the faculty handbook of Holy Cross Academy.

And let's just read some passages.

So, religious affiliation.

Holy Cross Academy was founded as a private, independent, preparatory school in the Catholic

monastic tradition of education by the monastery of the exaltation of the Most Holy Cross,

with the permission of the most reverend Michael J. Duddick of Passaic, New Jersey,

parentheses, in whose diocese of the Eastern right of the Catholic Church, the Academy, is located.

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