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The Carpool with Kelly and Lizz
The Car Mom LLC / tentwentytwo Projects
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🗓️ 1 May 2026
⏱️ 68 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the Carpool podcast with Kelly. Whenever I see them, Fred goes, you done working, mom? He said, Matt don't work, and he goes, okay. This is like, and then it's over. Like, we're basically co-workers. We just pass each other in the hall. And Liz. We'll go with the mole. I have a new mole. Well, it's because you're pregnant. Then when I'm not pregnant and I get a new mole, I'm like, well, they answer cancer speed because I'm pregnant. Now it's like cancer. Your mom time off starts now. Welcome back to the Carpool podcast with Kelly. And Liz. Hi, everybody. How's gonna be my it's May oh my gosh that's |
| 0:43.2 | cray thank goodness this like I need to be one month closer to this having a baby well |
| 0:52.8 | I feel so like separated from this pregnancy because, like, I'm just not |
| 0:57.7 | experiencing it with you. Like, it feels like it is, it just like doesn't exist in my world like |
| 1:02.8 | the other ones have in the past. It's a very, it's a very weird feeling. I understand that. |
| 1:06.6 | No, this one has been a challenge for sure. And I'm already experiencing like third trimester pains. |
| 1:16.2 | And I don't know if that is because it's just my third. |
| 1:18.6 | So my body's like, let's just move forward, even though the baby can't come until, you know, 39 weeks. |
| 1:27.3 | Or if it's the fact that I have literally no time to relax because I have two toddlers. |
| 1:34.2 | Or what? |
| 1:35.9 | Yeah. It's giving combination of the two. |
| 1:38.2 | Or the fact I haven't worked out at all this entire pregnancy. |
| 1:41.0 | My other two I worked out regularly. I don't know. |
| 1:44.6 | Oh. I never worked out. I only worked out during my first pregnancy. I know, but you're not a workout person. Like, you're just like, before I got pregnant, I was, I was in the gym six days a week. Like, I was a workout person. That is kind of rude of you to say, though, because I have worked out twice this week. No, this is the first time in your life that you're... That's not true. That's not true. |
| 2:01.7 | This is the Madal Mo your life that you're... That's not true. |
| 2:02.5 | That's not true. |
| 2:03.4 | This is the Madeline Moves Tider Together Challenge, Spring Challenge. |
| 2:16.9 | I kind of hate her. Like, it's like a love, hate. Anyway, back to you for a second. I always hate when people were like, oh, it's like your third one, your body just knows what has to do. |
| 2:20.7 | And I'm like, well, my body should know that it doesn't have to do anything for about 20 more weeks. |
| 2:36.5 | That's what I'm saying. Like I'm like, I'm trying to like figure out what the heck is going on with me with Chachyibati. And Chachiboutes like, yep, well, you're 25 weeks, but your body's like already thinks you're 32. And I'm like, okay well then my body my body is dumb. Rodney's an idiot. |
| 2:41.4 | No, the problem is there's just like, no, we need to, we need more studies on maternal health because the way that like no matter what you say at the doctor, there's like, |
| 2:46.0 | oh, you're pregnant. |
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