Rob Snyder, the Schneider, who's known for making a very special, special, special brand of shitty comedy out there, where you take a wacky guy who is transformed into something even wackier.

You know, these movies are so wacky that they've almost become somewhat of a parody of themselves.

Rob Schneider was an animal. Then he was a woman. And now Rob Schneider is a stapler.

You know, the sad thing is that I can actually see this being a movie

He's about to find out

That being a stapler

Is harder than it looks

Rob Schneider is

The stapler

You're motherfuckers taking notes right now Can we Rob Schneider is the stapler.

You're a motherfucker taking notes right now.

Can we do that or do they own it?

Oh, let me see here.

Oh, this is my favorite.

This is actually based on one of his movies that he's done a while back. Rob Schneider, derp-de-dur-dur-de-durped-durte-durte-durped-durpy-durpy-durp until one day,

a durpah, durpah, durpah.

I think that's so good.

So, that's so, that's so, it doesn't fucking matter. That describes funny. So accurately. That was great. Perfect. So it doesn't fucking matter.

That describes every Rob Schneider of living.

Dirk-de-d-dur-d until one day.

Dib-dib-dur-d-dud-dur.

Well, the true words have not been spoken, my friend.

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