The Host's Fictional Bios

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🗓️ 1 January 2025

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

This episode was inspired by our tall tales episode. We each take a crack a writing another host's fictional bio.

This was supposed to be a Christmas Episode but was delayed.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome.
0:10.0	The podcast where we choose a subject, read a single article about it on Wikipedia and pretend we're experts, because this is the internet, and that's how it works now.
0:31.4	I'm Eli, and I'll be the reason for the season tonight.
0:34.6	This episode was scheduled for Christmas.
0:37.7	But we'll need some...
0:40.6	Winter is a season.
0:42.1	It is like there's only one season.
0:44.6	Yeah.
0:45.2	Exactly.
0:45.8	This is the white Christmas of Christmas episodes.
0:48.3	It's a podcast.
0:49.1	Every one of our episodes is the white Christmas.
0:51.7	Christmas of Christmas episodes.
0:53.8	That's fair.
0:54.5	But we'll need some minor characters to make my story seem all the more astounding.
0:58.9	First up, three men who got really bitchy when I suggested their sections of the show
1:03.1	just the I don't know white guy stuff.
1:05.5	Deep Noah and Tom. I thought that was a good name for the party.
1:09.3	Yeah. Come on.
1:10.6	And I was just sad that it wasn't a euphemism for cocaine.
1:13.4	I thought we were going to party.
1:14.5	Yeah, it's an unnecessary contraction, Eli.
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