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Minion Death Cult
Alexander Edward
4.4 • 652 Ratings
🗓️ 26 May 2022
⏱️ 4 minutes
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The ladies from Low Culture Boil join us to talk bookstore drama and Alpha Masculinity, starting with an interesting tweet thread about women, horses, propriety, and leading to a manifesto with some incredible rules about how to be masculine.
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| 0:00.0 | I laughed at your joke and cried crocodile tears in the movie with everyone, so I deserve your validation. |
| 0:05.3 | I deserve for you to make me certain of my own existence. |
| 0:08.7 | What in the shit? |
| 0:10.8 | This is utter weakness. No woman would want such a protector. |
| 0:15.3 | Trust me. I know. Okay. |
| 0:17.4 | How do you know? I don't believe you. |
| 0:19.6 | The goal is to be an amused stone showing about one tenth of a normal express. |
| 0:25.5 | So measure your normal smile. |
| 0:29.1 | Take a fucking protractor, take a compass and like do the angles on your normal smile. |
| 0:35.8 | Do about 10% of that. |
| 0:37.6 | Is this right? I know. I'm trying to do it too. Do about 10% of that. Is this right? |
| 0:38.4 | I know. |
| 0:38.7 | I'm trying to do it too. |
| 0:39.8 | I'm not getting it right. |
| 0:42.1 | Make sure the person who you like, you know, you give the least expression to is the person |
| 0:47.2 | who you love the most. |
| 0:48.8 | Yeah. |
| 0:49.1 | The person who you want to spend your life with, don't let that light out because you have a |
| 0:53.5 | finite amount of joy and you want to spend the rest of your life with, don't, don't let that light out because you have a finite amount of joy |
| 0:54.8 | and you want to spend the rest of your life with them. So you want to give them a tiny bit of joy. |
| 0:58.3 | But what I do is I like to wait until they're sleeping to let that out. Yeah. So just do that. Just stay |
| 1:03.7 | stoic. Don't express it. You know. Retent your semen. Yeah. Yeah, exactly, exactly, yeah. Withhold, be a withholding dad. |
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