The Horniest Soldiers In American History

Softcore History

Improv, Comedy, History

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 13 April 2026

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

As American soldiers liberated France, they had one thing on their mind: Boning. It turns out that the GIs who were landing in Normandy and fighting in the hedgerows were at least partly motivated by the fact that they were convinced Francewas going to be their own personal Panama City Beach circa Spring Break 2003. Between the famous brothels in Paris, the French having a reputation for... being French, and American propaganda that all but assured our soldiers that they'd be getting laid constantly once they got to Paris, our grandfathers marched through France with pretty much full erections. What followed was a two-year sex party that altered Franco-American relations forever. Subscribe to the Softcore History Patreon for hundreds of hours of extra history content including episodes like this, listener voicemails, movie watch-alongs, and weekly bonus episodes. Download thePrizePicks app today and use code SOFTCORE to get $50 in lineups after you play your first $5 lineup! That’s code SOFTCORE to get $50 in lineups after you play your first $5 lineup! PrizePicks. It’s good to be right.Rob Foxhttps://www.instagram.com/robfoxthree/ https://twitter.com/RobFoxThree https://www.tiktok.com/@robfoxthree Dan Regesterhttps://www.instagram.com/danregester/ https://twitter.com/dan_regester Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You are now listening to Softcore History.
0:13.8	What is up?
0:14.7	Welcome back to SoftCore History.
0:16.0	I am your host for the week.
0:17.4	Rob Fox joined, as always, by Dan Richester.
0:20.2	I'm excited for this week.
0:22.5	Yeah, now you may be confused.
0:24.6	Wait a minute.
0:25.4	If you're a regular listening to show, wait a minute.
0:27.1	Why is Rob going back to bad?
0:28.7	Why would Rob do two mains in a row?
0:30.5	They switch every week.
0:32.4	Well, I forgot that I wasn't main this week.
0:36.6	Kind of big-dicked me. You're like, you know what? My topic's better. We were sitting here. Despite me not knowing the topic. We were sitting here and I looked over and he had his laptop open. I left open and I was like, wait, what are you doing? I thought I was Maine. You were like, no. Do you not remember what happened seven days ago? Yeah.
0:54.4	The answer is no.
0:55.3	The answer's always no.
0:56.2	The answer's always fucking no.
1:00.2	But yeah, I was like, let's do this one on the man.
1:02.3	It's sexy.
1:03.6	It's sexy.
1:05.2	And I didn't feel great about my topic, honestly.
1:07.4	You know, I didn't mail it in, but it seems better for the Patreon. Okay. It's a Patreon
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