The Holy Trinity are AD MEN (Office Hours Ad Compilation: Vol. 2)
Office Hours Live with Tim Heidecker
Forever Dog
4.7 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 6 April 2023
⏱️ 47 minutes
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Summary
Office Hours salutes our loyal sponsors who support the show each and every week. Now sit back, relax and enjoy these 100% real advertisements that are definitely not fake ads for fake products that were written by DJ Douggpound and read live for the first time on the air by Tim Heidecker.
Compiled by Lieutenant Carson Rohlf and Intern Sam Hopko
Edited by Lieutenant Carson Rohlf
Intro by Dan Mulcahy
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| 0:00.0 | The |
| 0:07.0 | The The City of the Day, ladies and gentlemen, is brought to you by Fart Garfunkel's Second Chance Gas Suite Elite. |
| 0:44.2 | Get ready to take charge of your burps and farts. |
| 0:47.3 | Or, sorry, ready to take charge of your burps and farts. |
| 0:50.1 | With Fart Garfunkel's Second Chance Gas Suite Elite System, you'll get a full range of products that lets you control your gas the way you want, when you want. |
| 0:58.3 | Been dreaming of the sound of silence? |
| 1:00.5 | Try Farts, easy breeze, sphincter loosening ring. |
| 1:05.4 | I didn't read this one, okay? |
| 1:08.4 | Try Farts, easy breeze, sphincter loosening ring. |
| 1:11.4 | Just insert it into your anus. |
| 1:15.4 | Turn it on and your farts will slip out silently every time you let one rip. |
| 1:19.8 | Bonus, it will turn your stool into fun tube shapes. |
| 1:23.5 | Do you have extra stinky flatulants? |
| 1:26.2 | Try Farts Mints. |
| 1:27.7 | Try Farts Fints. Try farts fints. |
| 1:31.0 | These suppository fart mints will make your mouth, will make your farts minty fresh. |
| 1:39.3 | Also available in peach and passion fart. |
| 1:43.4 | In it for the long haul, |
| 1:44.7 | no problem, |
| 1:45.2 | just install Farts, |
| 1:46.5 | Fart to Barp. |
| 1:48.3 | Fart to burp. |
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