The Holy Spirit Is Life
Gateway Church's Podcast
Gateway Church
4.7 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 22 September 2002
⏱️ 40 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I want you to listen to something this is going to disturb some of you. |
| 0:04.0 | We'll listen to this for a minute. |
| 0:06.0 | In an average lifetime, the average American spends three years in business meetings, |
| 0:13.0 | 13 years watching TV, |
| 0:15.0 | he spends $89,000 on food, |
| 0:19.0 | consumes 109,000 pounds of food, make 1,8,000 pounds of food make 1,811 trips to McDonald's. |
| 0:26.0 | He spends $6,800 in vending machines. |
| 0:30.0 | He eats 35,000 cookies. |
| 0:34.0 | That's a great life. |
| 0:35.0 | Pretty good. |
| 0:38.0 | And 1483 pounds of candy catches |
| 0:42.0 | 304 colds. pounds of |
| 0:45.0 | three pounds, that's about four years or so, |
| 0:47.0 | is involved in six motor vehicle accidents, |
| 0:50.0 | is hospitalized eight times for men and 12 times for women and they spend 24 years sleeping. |
| 0:58.0 | That's the average American. |
| 1:00.0 | So that's what you have to look forward to. |
| 1:02.0 | And if you're behind in any of those |
| 1:04.5 | categories then you probably need to eat cookies and some candy and go to |
| 1:08.4 | McDonald's for lunch today just to keep the average up. Well here if you're a man today, here's the seven stages of life for a man. |
| 1:16.3 | If you're a man, the seven stages of life are spills, |
| 1:18.6 | spills, thrills, thrills, bills, ills, pills, and wills. |
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