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Podcast: The Ride

The Holy Land Experience

Podcast: The Ride

Forever Dog

Leisure, Comedy

4.81.8K Ratings

🗓️ 10 April 2020

⏱️ 115 minutes

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Summary

We take a look at Orlando's Biblical theme park and tax dodge. And its many weirdo owners. 


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0:00.0

Forever. if it offends any crooked televangelis. If you are sensitive to Goths

0:14.2

Satan's, Chickens rising from the dead or manger-themed mini-gulf. Do not

0:19.4

proceed into the Holy Land experience on Podcast The Ride. A very solemn good Friday to you all. Welcome to

0:47.8

podcast The Reverend Ride. I'm somber Scott Gerdner joined by mournful Mike Carlson.

0:56.0

Hello.

0:57.0

And I'm Michael.

0:58.0

Thank you for joining us Michael and also a quite joyless Jason Sheridan.

1:05.0

Forgive us, Father, for we know not what we do.

1:10.0

We know not what Jason.

1:12.0

We know exactly what we do I suppose

1:15.6

We know not what those people thousands of years ago did to Jesus our Lord

1:21.1

It is good Friday if you're listening to this on the day that it is

1:24.5

released and I'm being especially sad in keeping with my parents wishes as I

1:29.6

grew up as I may have mentioned long ago on the show they always told me that I needed to be very sad on Good Friday because that's the day that Jesus died

1:40.0

particularly peak sadness from noon to three because those were the hours that the

1:47.7

events of the passion took place. So while we do owe a theme park podcast today,

1:55.0

it's going to be as mournful as I had to be as a child.

2:00.0

Scott, can I ask a question?

2:02.0

Since I am not, I was not raised nearly as

2:05.3

religiously

2:06.3

Was it Western time was it Pacific time one to three or were you just it was that sort of a symbolic yeah were you

2:15.4

a symbolic time are you on Jerusalem time were you on Judea the Judea time

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