Eddie Murphy, Richard Pryor, Robert St. John?

Heist!

Hiest podcast.

Hello, everybody, and welcome to another episode of Heist.

This is officially episode 89.

I'm Simon.

And I'm Matt.

And for those of you listening for the first time,

this is the true crime podcast without any of the murder most of the time. Murder free episode, y'all. Which is great. And thank you for joining us. Matt, how you doing today, man? I'm doing pretty good. We had a little break there. And I'm ready to get kind of back into this. I was going to say, like even just just doing that, I was like, oh, I'm a little rusty. You know what I mean? It didn't come off the tongue the way it usually does. We didn't. We didn't harmonize as we usually do. No, we didn't. We didn't. We didn't do our barbershop quartet warmups, but it's good to see you. Yeah. And you dug up some dirt this week, didn't she?

We have a great character study for a heist coming up.

It's a wild story, bit dark, bit bluesy, but it makes for a pretty entertaining

heist.

If you love precision heist done by sophisticated experts, this is not the heist for you.

No, no, no.

This is bumbling and ridiculous and just weird.

Yeah, it serves as a good don't story.

Yeah, there's a lot of good don'ts in this for sure.

And I think we can even call a few out when we get into it.

Oh, yeah.

I'm sure we will.

But speaking of don'ts, we got some pretty good don'ts in this heist news, too. Should we get into it? Yeah, let's do it. All right. Heist in the news. So Matt, we went kind of rogue here and just found some of our own stuff.

Keep sending stuff in.

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