Oh, he's cute. Mr. I can never sleep when I'm traveling. He's hugging his pillow like a sloth on a branch.

He couldn't sleep before. Now listen to him. Sounds like an elephant with a chest infection.

Well, they call him a dreamer. And now they're right.

All aboard, Mr. I can never sleep when I'm traveling.

Find all the comfort you need in the quiet lounge.

Piando Ferries, there is another way. We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick.

We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can

only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this

monumental reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost.

So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology

to decrypt our transmissions, this is our legacy to you.

This is our time capsule.

This is the omnibus. So, You have accessed entry 593. J.B. 2607 certificate number 19429. The Hollow Earth Earth. Oh, Where can, where is hell?

I thought it was Butte, Montana.

No, that's where God puts in an enema. Isn't that canon? It's true that God would not put an enema in hell. No. He doesn't want them to feel better. No, he does not. He does not want to cleanse hell.

No, that's not his thing at all.

With a rose-tinted flush?

So in most traditions, the land of the dead

is literally the underworld.

Like to the Greeks, Tartarus was a pit.

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