THE HOLIDAYS: DJ's fake Christmas song finally becomes reality
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4.8 • 603 Ratings
🗓️ 13 December 2019
⏱️ 85 minutes
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Summary
Well, it's here. The Patreon demanded it and now it's reality -- DJ has released his much-anticipated holiday song. The boys also discuss a YouTuber catching heat, review Noah Baumbach's 'Marriage Story,' talk about the conclusion of "Silicon Valley" and discuss the controversy surrounding 'Richard Jewell.'
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| 0:00.0 | Well that's why you're on a naughty list because you're being naughty right now. |
| 0:08.0 | So you're gonna be a naughty list if you keep talking like that. |
| 0:10.0 | No, no, because Father Christmas is not being way nice to me. |
| 0:14.0 | Because you're being naughty, so you're on a naughty list. |
| 0:17.0 | No, I'm not. I'm on a good list, actually. |
| 0:20.0 | You're not because you hate being good. I'm on the good list actually. You're not because you're not because you ain't being good. |
| 0:22.6 | I am on a good list. |
| 0:24.6 | If you're getting saying that word again and again and again, I'm not on naughty list. |
| 0:29.6 | Father Christmas rung me last night when I was at work and said, |
| 0:33.6 | you better tell Jackson to start being a good boy or he's going to stay on the naughty list then he won't have to get no presents for Christmas. That's what he said to me, so you've got to start being a good boy. Then I will do an avocado to him. No, no, he won't do it. I'm going on this. Punch him. Punch his beard off. You're just silly, man. They trust me, I'm not on bad list. |
| 0:56.1 | Brach! Hit it, boys! Merry Christmas, Pete. |
| 1:13.7 | Hey, Merry Christmas, Tej. |
| 1:15.2 | How is your festive season? |
| 1:17.7 | It's, uh, I haven't done any Christmas shopping. |
| 1:19.9 | I have put my tree up and put no decorations on it. |
| 1:24.4 | But that's, uh, it's good enough for me. I haven't either. It used to be a thing. |
| 1:29.9 | Like, hey, guys, they always wait till the last minute to do their Christmas shopping. And they're |
| 1:36.2 | freaking out the day before Christmas or a couple days before Christmas. And then Amazon happened. |
| 1:41.7 | And it was like, all right, well, that that won't, that won't be a worry because you can never be too late because you have Amazon. It can get there tomorrow if you want. And that absolutely still happens, though. Yeah. That you don't do any of your shopping until, like, what's today? December 12th. Haven't even thought about it. Yeah, same. I bought, I bought one present, |
| 2:01.9 | but it was only because, like, I saw it and I was like, this would make a good present for so |
| 2:06.9 | and so, boom, buy that now. Man, off to an early start. I always say that Christmas shopping |
| 2:13.0 | should be like a year-round thing. It's like thinking of your Halloween costume. Yeah. Like, don't just start thinking about it in October always keep an eye out if you see something that reminds you of somebody that they might like go ahead and pick it up I absolutely don't do that though I would love to do that and I say that every year but like you just don't think about it unless it's pressing on in your mind at least not for me. Like I see things throughout the year and I think of things throughout the year that I'm like, |
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