The Hobbit: The Battle Of The Five Armies - Caravan Of Garbage
The Weekly Planet
James
4.9 • 12.9K Ratings
🗓️ 22 September 2022
⏱️ 31 minutes
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Summary
All journeys must come to an end. Some with a whimper. Some with a bang. Some do the cinematic equivalent of dragging the audience through broken glass in the third entry of a trilogy for two hours and twenty four minutes. Which coincidently is the runtime of The Battle Of The Five Armies which sees Bilbo, Gandalf and various Dwarfs/Elves go up against the forces of somebody over something. Thanks for listening to our Caravan Of Garbage review!
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, I'm Edith Bowman. On November 9th, I'll be welcoming you back to the Crown |
| 0:06.2 | the Official Podcast and giving you unprecedented access to the people behind the fifth season |
| 0:11.8 | of the Netflix series The Crown, as well as meeting a Melda Stanton, Elizabeth DeBickey |
| 0:17.2 | and Dominic West. |
| 0:18.5 | The first thing you notice about playing this part is how great it is when people bow to |
| 0:23.5 | you. Really brightens your day. |
| 0:25.2 | Subscribe and get the Crown the Official Podcast 9. |
| 0:53.8 | Welcome back everybody to another episode of Caravan of Garbage. |
| 1:05.6 | Now like the third Hobbit movie which we have come back around to Mason, let's make this |
| 1:10.2 | a really strong opening and then just, I don't know, nothing. |
| 1:13.2 | We'll do like two good minutes. |
| 1:15.4 | Yeah terrific. |
| 1:16.4 | And then just an extended kind of waffle. |
| 1:18.6 | Maybe we'll bring in some characters that aren't normally in these videos. |
| 1:21.6 | You know, some great times. |
| 1:23.6 | And people like what's happening. |
| 1:25.6 | I don't know. |
| 1:26.6 | Just slap together some kind of narrative. |
| 1:29.0 | Give us some, we'll bring in some characters that get a lot of screen time but they don't |
| 1:33.5 | have an arc. |
| 1:34.5 | Oh yeah. |
| 1:35.5 | Some reason they just in it for a bit and then they're gone. |
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