The History of Carrot Cake

The Blindboy Podcast

Blindboyboatclub

Arts, Philosophy, Art, Fiction, Factual, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9 • 7.6K Ratings

🗓️ 23 May 2023

⏱️ 68 minutes

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The History of Carrot Cake. Russell Crowe visited me in a dream. Mindfulness meditation

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0:00.0	Peel off your suntens, you fun-sized donkans.
0:04.0	Welcome to the Blind Byte Bad Guest.
0:06.0	I hope you've had a charming week.
0:08.4	Let's begin this week's episode with a piece of sharp prose.
0:13.2	This prose was submitted by the actor Russell Crowe who I met recently when I was having
0:17.6	a dream.
0:18.8	This piece is called Why Did Prince Live in a House That Look Like a Call Center In Clan
0:23.4	Mel By Russell Crowe?
0:26.0	Why Did Prince Live in a House That Look Like a Call Center In Clan Mel?
0:31.6	Look up Prince's House on Google, look it up, and tell me that his house doesn't look
0:37.4	like a call center in Clan Mel.
0:40.1	It's perfectly square.
0:41.7	It has that white Celtic tiger cladding on the outside that makes the building look
0:46.0	like it's made out of plastic.
0:47.9	It has a car park, a smoking area, it has a barc mulch with the type of hardy evergreen
0:54.8	shrubbery that you only ever see in an Irish industrial estate or retail park.
1:01.3	There's fire exits and the inside, there's fire retardant carpet.
1:05.6	Why Did Prince?
1:07.6	Why Did Prince?
1:09.4	One of the greatest musicians of all time, living in a house that looked like a call center
1:14.1	in Clan Mel.
1:15.4	He died in that house in front of the elevator.
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