swelter in the heron's headware, you swollen own chucks. Welcome to the Blind Boy podcast. If this is your

first time listening, consider going back to an earlier episode to familiarize yourself with the

lore of this podcast. There's a back catalogue of almost 500 episodes now. We're nestled in the unpredictable chaos of March,

a very aggressive and annoying month. Because it's warm and cold at the same time,

winter is transitioning into spring, so in Ireland, this little island in the middle of the

Atlantic Ocean.

The longer days mean that the ground is heating up,

but the Atlantic Ocean is still cold,

so we get these wet, moisture-laden cold Atlantic winds that turn into rain the second they encounter that warmer land,

and then on top of that we get freezing cold

northerly breezes, down from the North Pole, a very annoying month, because the exact

atmospheric conditions then become mirrored in our fucking bodies. You put on a jacket because it's raining, but it's too hot to wear a jacket, so then you

sweat unnecessarily, but the freezing cold wind chills your sweat so you're forever

aware of it, and it'll continue like this, probably up until the first, the first 10 days of April.

Since last week's podcast, America and Israel have gone to war with Iran.

But then last night Donald Trump said that the war with Iran is pretty much over

and that they'd achieved their objectives, whatever the fuck they are.

But at the same time that he said that,

they then intensified the war.

But I promised you last week that this week's podcast was going to be about potatoes.

And I'm going to stick with that.

I want to speak about potatoes this week.

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