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Yeah, this message is for Katie Duquette.

This is Bruce Cobbler.

I'm calling in response to your multiple letters.

I guess you got my PO box to my former publishers, you know?

I don't do interviews under any circumstances.

Well, I wish you the best of luck with your book.

Don't count on me to participate in it, alright?

Please stop writing me.

Thank you.

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Imagine this.

You're a young writer trying to get an interview with your childhood hero.

But your hero has turned into a recluse.

Doesn't want to talk.

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