The Hills R Alive w/ the Sound of Faggots (feat. Jayson Smith!)
Food 4 Thot
Domino Sound
4.8 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 18 March 2018
⏱️ 66 minutes
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Summary
This week, we talk all about gay voices, and what it means to have one. Our guest-ho this week is writer Jayson Smith who in addition to being a goddamn genius, is also low-key a singer. Did you get made fun of for your voice as a kid? Do you like it or hate it now? Relatedly, Whitney vs. Mariah — who was the most vocally talented? The Thots go in.
Also this week! We discuss sexting, angsty teens, and shirtless selfies. Plus Jayson gives us an Impure Thot story that stars a very, very nice pair of grey sweatpants.
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| 0:16.5 | Trains now on Uber. T's and C's apply check the Uber app. Welcome to Food for Thought, a podcast, Gad Thest, where in a multiracial mix of queer writers |
| 0:31.0 | gather on the table to talk about sex identity culture what we like to |
| 0:36.6 | read and who we like to read food for thought there's more than egg on our faces. |
| 0:43.0 | No, no, no. |
| 0:46.0 | I'm... |
| 0:47.0 | No, no, no, no, no, no, |
| 0:48.0 | no... |
| 0:51.0 | Yeah, I'm the pun factory, what's up? This is Tommy Teens Pek, |
| 0:53.8 | Corman, indigenous American poet, editor, and I can suck the color out of a marble. |
| 0:58.3 | What? |
| 0:59.3 | Burner. |
| 1:00.3 | Tommy said that in front of my mother, and she still has not forgiven him for it. |
| 1:04.3 | I didn't say it to his mother. Let's just... |
| 1:08.3 | It's fine. I am Jason P Smith. I am a poet slash performer a curator and about a third of crown heights has my |
| 1:18.2 | nudes. |
| 1:19.2 | Wow yes and I am Joseph Osm, a scientist non-fiction writer, and I used to be a bottom until Tommy started calling the |
| 1:27.9 | butt the poop shoot. |
| 1:30.2 | And now I'm never having sex again. |
| 1:32.4 | I hate you, Tommy. And now I'm never having sex again. |
| 1:32.5 | I hate you, Tommy. |
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