Hey, welcome back to the Penasaurus Rex Podcast.

Hi, I'm one of your co-host, Teradactyl Terri. I'm here with Reptile Rob. This is the podcast where we talk about what would happen if humans fucked dinosaurs.

I mean, I'd like that could have happened. You don't think you did? I mean, I'm sure those people that I like fucked alligators and crocodiles and other dinosaurs, right? That would probably be a really gnarly fuck right there.

Welcome back to the Cream Spot. I'm one of your co-hosts, the delicious, nickelicious, the COVID Cream Spot. Not no more. That's what it is now.

Hey, I'm Rob Dogg. What's going on, everybody? I have a very disgruntled microphone holder over here. I'm gonna do the best I fucking can. Okay. Get us some blue chew dog. I need to do something.

All right. Nice and floppy. Here's what happened. Yeah. One of our spouses got sick. It was a COVID outbreak. We didn't think it was real. Donald Trump told us not to wear masks.

Told us to wear masks. Told us a whole bunch of stuff. We didn't know what to do. Turns out in the end doesn't matter what the fuck you're either gonna get it. Did you inject any bleach? I sucked on my wife's ass and she had it happens every time. Like when Carmel Apple lollipops.

Yeah, man. So that's what happened. Me and Rob haven't been together in a month or something like that. No, no, yeah. Yeah, we did last week before last all remote episodes. Yeah, it was a fun fun little time. We're back together. If you've never been with us before, we're a what the fuck are we? I don't know. We recalled bro.

That fat. That out of shape. We have caravac cardiovascular issues. Oh, yeah, we're called bro. Hi, oh, we're not rose like you think rose. Didn't just two dads in a basement in a swamp box here. There's cat shit down here and stuff. We talk about true crime. Devil's demons monsters. Ghost aliens UFOs darkness. Cryptids. Bigfoot. Yeah, he's it doesn't matter. If it's got a but hole, fuck it. Good job man. I was impressed. All of it's going down here on the bro. Hi, podcast. And if you're into that stuff,

you've come to the right spot. Unless you don't have a sense of humor. There's also one other thing. You've got puffy nipples turn the

motherfucker off right now because we got no interest in dudes with puffy nipples. Listen to this podcast right now. Yeah, is that how you feel?

I agree. Yeah. If you've got a beer gut, you're in the right spot. But if you've got puffy nipples, beer gut and small nuts, you're in the right place, buddy.

Beer gut small nuts.

No, it's not you're fucking big on me now. You're sticking the sword in the wound a little farther. You're picking on me.

Okay, let's you can have your name read the beginning of the bro. Hi, a podcast for one dollar. Go to patreon.com slash bro podcast.

We're going to say thank you to your new patron subscriber. What are you drinking, Robert?

Um, platform. That's good. They all get a platform. Always has good stuff. Um, tart Fizz is a sour. Of course. I love sour beers. I go to

I can never find them. Only time I have is when you bring them over here. Have a sip.

Have at it, doggy. Yeah, I'm a try right now. Lead off those patreon subscribers. Is that just the first one spooky?

That's a good one. Yeah, it is sour. It is. That's good. Rob dog. LMAO.

Okay. That wasn't me.

Carolyn.

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