Deep in the heart of a sparsely populated Norwegian valley, aluminous mystery dances in the night sky, a series of unexplained an enigmatic light phenomena

that have captivated scientists, skeptics, and sky watchers alike.

These mysterious illuminations, ranging from bright white beams to deep pulsating reds, have

been observed sporadically for decades, painting the Nordic skies with their inexplicable glow.

What makes these lights an enduring enigma is not just their unpredictable appearances, but the variety of shapes and behaviors they exhibit.

From hovering orbs that float with eerie intent to rapid flashes darting across the horizon,

these lights defy conventional explanations and challenge our understanding of the natural world.

Are they a product of a unique geological condition, a window into unknown

atmospheric processes or evidence of something far more profound?

This case file joined the theorists as they venture into the valley of mystery meticulously mapping the mystical while exploring the enigmatic energies of

the hestalin lights. Oh, Welcome to Alien Theehan Theeres, Theeve.

Welcome to Alien Theeress Theerizing Case File 307

Hastalin Lights. I'm Bryden.

I'm Dan and I'm Andrew.

Woo, this one was recorded a little late because Zell had to break a pipe in his house in order to get out of recording.

There was the main blood pipe, right?

They were starving.

Yeah, the main blood, yeah.

Yeah, and that Halsing stop buying and fucking,

fucked them over. Yeah, that's what it was.

Van Helsing showed up and they had a big old battle in his basement.

First arrow pierced through the drywall, through the water main.

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