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Giles Coren Has No Idea

The Times

News & Politics, News

4.3 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 13 January 2023

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

Giles and Esther return after their Christmas break to flick through this week's papers; from Prince Harry and high blood pressure, to electric cars and conspiracy theories. Giles confirms himself as a medical marvel and Esther is outed as a blackbelt in the bedroom...but not like that.

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0:00.0	Happy New Year, Giles.
0:03.0	That's a funny thing to say. You're not allowed to say it after the 7th.
0:06.0	But you don't? What is it?
0:07.0	Who made up that rule?
0:08.0	And also it's the 11th.
0:09.0	And what do you mean? I've seen you every minute of every hour of every day, for 11 days.
0:13.0	You start then.
0:14.0	Okay. Welcome to...
0:16.0	Uh...
0:17.0	Giles' car has no idea. Nights!
0:19.0	Exciting.
0:20.0	Do you remember Baywatch Nights?
0:21.0	No.
0:22.0	Don't you?
0:23.0	Well, I remember the title, but I never watched it.
0:25.0	No, I never watched it.
0:26.0	But like the idea, the notion was...
0:27.0	Pam around us somewhere is even less, I think.
0:29.0	Or she does.
0:30.0	Or she dances around a pole in the same clothes.
0:32.0	No, but Baywatch was Baywatch.
0:34.0	And then Baywatch Nights was like, shit, they went down in the evening.
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