Oh hello there and happy holidays!

If you're like me or mailbox and inbox are beginning to fill with the obligatory year

and updates from family and friends.

Exotic vacations, fulfilling careers, the accomplishments of so many perfect children.

Ah, it is the season!

And so you've sent us some of your favourite holiday newsletters so that we might have some

festive fun.

And since invocations have been changed of course, because if there's one thing I've

learned in all my years, it's that there's always room to read between the lines.

And chances are, it's a wonderful lie.

Well hello everyone!

We are back with another holiday newsletter.

I'm Ashley Flowers.

I'm Holly Loren.

Hey I'm Greg Hess.

And today's letter has a seasonal job that I've actually never heard of.

Did you guys have any unique jobs that you worked over the holidays?

Oh my god yes.

My first job in high school, I was a historical interpreter at the Museum of American Frontier

Culture on the German Farm in 1610.

And I wore like breaches.

I was a time traveler from Germany, 1610 Germany.

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