The Heaton's On
Football Ramble
Stak Production
4.6 • 9.3K Ratings
🗓️ 9 October 2017
⏱️ 55 minutes
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Summary
This week we continue our deeply-held passion for international football and discuss what merry old England do now qualification is assured, how Scotland get over their 'genetic problems' and confusing permutations elsewhere in the world.
As if that isn't enough we hear a heartwarming tale of charity work from one of the kindest men in football, a disturbing new theory on a Marcus Speller crush and Pete's latest body modification.
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| 0:00.0 | You can walk my path and you can wear my shoes ladies and gentlemen, well, I've got |
| 0:14.0 | a football rattle, my name is Marcus Bellagim, camel's here, good day. Luke Moore is here, |
| 0:19.0 | things can only get better. And the man who always makes things better is Pete Donaldson. |
| 0:22.4 | I thought I was David Gaff, rhymes then. |
| 0:30.0 | You're the best thing. Oh, sorry, I was doing a bit of D-Rim. Yeah. Do you remember |
| 0:57.2 | him? I do remember him. Yeah. Are you de-reaming of World Cup glory, Luke Moore? Of course. |
| 1:00.5 | I would have I could sleep. I slept for like three weeks now. Yeah, really? |
| 1:07.3 | We're in for the crescendo. It's World Cup fever dreams at this point, isn't it? Not |
| 1:11.4 | really day dreams. Easy. Easy. The only cue for the WCI care for. Yeah, all I see. They qualify |
| 1:19.3 | it. We're bringing out the big words already, ladies and gentlemen, England of qualified |
| 1:23.8 | for Russia. He's been two clean sheets in the final two games. Yeah, that's a narrow |
| 1:28.6 | minute. Yeah. That's our starry blistering, battering. We discard as well. Oh, I look |
| 1:33.3 | out. Ah, who else in European World Cup qualification can say they only conceded three goals |
| 1:37.9 | in qualifying Spain thus far. They haven't played Israel away at the time of recording. |
| 1:42.2 | It is just England. Even Germany can't say that they conceded four. Both England and |
| 1:46.9 | England games should have been after the water shed. It was you could have passed. You could |
| 1:51.3 | have passed. You could have passed. You could have passed. You could have passed. You |
| 1:52.3 | could have passed. You could have passed. You could have passed. You could have passed. |
| 1:53.3 | You could have passed. You could have passed. You could have passed. You could have passed. |
| 1:54.3 | You could have passed. You could have passed. You could have passed. You could have passed. |
| 1:55.3 | You could have passed. You could have passed. You could have passed. You could have passed. |
| 1:56.3 | You could have passed. You could have passed. You could have passed. You could have passed. |
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