The Haunted Shipwreck and the Sausage Queen
The Box of Oddities
John Elliott and Kat Walls
4.8 • 3K Ratings
🗓️ 1 June 2026
⏱️ 32 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Box of Oddities. It's baby bird season. Today was a big day of Banner Day. You had a lot of |
| 0:08.7 | birds out there. There was a pair of cardinals, which I've seen before. They're beautiful. |
| 0:14.3 | But today they brought their baby, and they were feeding their baby. They brought their baby to my |
| 0:20.1 | bird feeder, and they were feeding their baby and They brought their baby to my bird feeder. And they were feeding |
| 0:21.8 | their baby at my bird feeder. I could not even talk with cat for about 20 minutes. Everything I said |
| 0:28.2 | rolled off her back. We've been together for about 16 years. You start to notice things about a person |
| 0:35.5 | after, you know. Your quality reading time, for instance. |
| 0:38.2 | Sure, exactly. |
| 0:39.4 | I noticed today, I've seen you do this before, but today it really stuck in my mind. |
| 0:43.3 | Whenever you see a cute animal, especially a baby animal, like that little cardinal you saw, |
| 0:48.8 | you bend over and rub your ovaries. |
| 0:54.3 | It's my biological clock. |
| 0:56.7 | It's ticking, babe. |
| 0:58.1 | I've got to have a bird. |
| 0:59.8 | Well, that's certainly adorable and endearing. |
| 1:02.3 | Also, it's closer to 18 years. |
| 1:04.9 | We've been together. |
| 1:06.0 | Not quite, but almost. |
| 1:07.4 | Mathen's hard. |
| 1:08.4 | No, I know shit. |
| 1:09.3 | Yeah, that's right. |
| 1:09.9 | We've been living together, either it married or in sin for 16 years. Either way, I like it. Sweetheart, you know, I don't believe in sin. That's why I'm okay with gluttony. You saw my breakfast this morning. I'm surprised I didn't see you out on the patio regurgitating into that baby bird's mouth. |
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