I'm W. W. W. Oh! Oh! Oh, who. Strapped in and enjoy the best bits.

Ladies and gentlemen, you caught us midstream talking about last night, went out last night.

Yeah, he's made some new friends, which is very good.

Are your time alive? It's not usual, is it, to make new friends?

I'm not great at meeting people or socialising.

I used to be quite good at that.

When I was at college, this is no word of a lack,

sorry to hog this for a second.

But when I was at college,

I was told there was a load of grass outside my window,

halls of residence, where people used to come to my window.

Like you were a serving hatch?

Like a serving hatch.

I was so bloody. Popular! What the fuck happened? Linda, how do you? I'm all right. So, school holidays. Oh, what a treat. And I was going to tell you, we had Culture Day on the Friday before we finished school. What's that? Well, it's a celebration of the fact that, you know, it's a multicultural

school. We got people, because we're in London, people are from all over. And so we encourage the kids

to get dressed up in their national costumes and we have a little sort of fashion show and we

have dancing and music and stuff. How are you dressed like Vicki Pollard? I just wore my normal

outfits, to be honest. Oh, let me have a thing. Thank you, Spirit.

But my contribution was, I mean, my surname Pollock, my mum's side of the family, there's a bit of Irish in there, right?

Right, okay.

So my contribution at the end of the festivities, because they kind of, it turned into a party afterwards and like some of the staff

like you're going to stay my contribution to it was an Irish goodbye what is that in there are people

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