0:00.0	Oh, is that a pumpkin spice latte?
0:03.2	No, it's the pumpkin spice latte.
0:05.9	Starbucks?
0:06.9	Obviously.
0:07.9	You know, I once got so obsessed with pumpkin spice, I only wore orange for a month.
0:11.3	Ugh, that's nothing.
0:12.6	I once got so obsessed I got a pumpkin shame into my hair.
0:15.0	Oh yeah?
0:16.0	Well, last year I cured outside Starbucks for a week.
0:18.3	And my tent was a shape of a pumpkin?
0:19.8	Well, I'm changing my name to pumpkin spicy.
0:24.9	The Starbucks original is back.
0:26.7	So all-out pumpkin spice, subject to availability while stocks last.
0:31.0	Critics everywhere are raving about Martin's Corsesse's masterpiece, Killers of the Flower
0:35.5	Moon.
0:36.5	Oh, say, have oil.
0:38.8	This wealth should pump to us.
0:40.3	I don't have money, sir.
0:41.8	The best performance of DiCaprio's entire career.
0:44.3	I haven't done nothing wrong in this world.
0:46.8	Dinyoros on Powerhouse Form, the observer.
0:49.3	Five stars.
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