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Nerd of Mouth

The Haunted Mansion

Nerd of Mouth

The Last Podcast Network

Society & Culture, Leisure, Video Games

4.7649 Ratings

🗓️ 26 January 2018

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Jake and Holden discuss the history of and legends surrounding The Haunted Mansion ride at Disney!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello,

0:02.0

and the Wizard

0:03.0

Hello everybody.

0:19.0

Welcome to the Wizard and the Bruiser.

0:22.7

Today you're joined by me, your ghoulish bruiser,

0:27.3

Holden McNeely.

0:29.0

And I'm your big, fat tourist wizard, Jake.

0:32.9

Oh, are you not frightened in this cobweb-filled podcast studio?

0:38.6

We'll get turkey legs after Magic Mountain, after Space Mount your little torps.

0:43.0

Ooh, I'm pooping and I cannot stop.

0:47.0

$9 for a turkey leg.

0:48.9

You ripped as a fucking land of magical rip-offs.

0:51.6

Let's get drinks around the world.

0:54.3

Ah, shit.

0:55.3

Your mom's drunk.

0:56.9

Who gave Margaret these margaritas?

0:59.9

You know the names are similar.

1:02.2

She can't help herself.

1:03.8

Hello, everybody, and welcome to our haunted mansion episode of Wizard and the

1:08.3

Bruiser.

1:08.7

This was a special Patreon requested episode from the one,

1:14.7

the only, Ruben Escobedo, the third. And you'll actually hear his promotion again from

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