The Haunted Mansion

Mom Can't Cook! A DCOM Podcast

Luke Westaway & Andy Farrant

Tv & Film, Comedy

5 • 944 Ratings

🗓️ 28 October 2024

⏱️ 130 minutes

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Summary

Welcome, foolish mortals, to the Mom Can't Cook podcast! Consider this dismaying observation: this episode is about the 2003 Haunted Mansion movie, which offered us this chilling challenge: watching the 2003 Haunted Mansion movie.

Eddie Murphy plays Jim Evers, a workaholic real estate agent who drags his family to the titular manse with the hopes of earning a big payday from selling it. But as soon as the Evers arrive they realise that all is not well at Gracey Manor, as the house's 999 happy haunts come out to socialise. Will Eddie Murphy stop effing around long enough to save his family? Are Master Gracey and Eddie Murphy's wife actually really into each other? And how is ramping a horse and carriage out of an attic considered anyone's 'way'? Listen to find out and if you want bonus episodes of the show, monthly livestream watchalongs, or a shoutout at the end of the show, remember to check out our Patreon at Patreon.com/extrahelpings.

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0:00.0	I'm a fish boy who skates with team X-Plades with a lefricorn
0:06.7	who plays basketball come to my smart house
0:11.3	speed by alien sister don't come on house. Welcome foolish mortals to the Mom Can't Cook Podcast. I am your host, your ghost host Andy Ferrant.
0:36.0	Yeah, hi, I'm the other host Luke Westaway.
0:42.0	Andy, I think you have a real case here for defamation against
0:46.6	Disney because you did doing that I can see how happy your face was doing the bit
0:51.6	good it was it was it was really good doing the bit from the haunted. It was it was it was
0:53.3	really good doing the bit from the haunted mansion and I just felt a pang of I want to say
0:57.8	pity for you I see because you love the haunted mansion right I do I do love the
1:03.9	favorite right and but you've gone around telling people I love the haunted
1:08.5	mansion right think it's good and then Disney made 2003's The Haunted Mansion and now anyone who sees that film is going to think
1:18.4	oh this is what Andy likes exactly they're going to think a lot, a lot, a lot less of you.
1:24.0	I, I respect you completely as a colleague and friend, and I found myself really thinking
1:29.9	quite a lot less of you as I was watching this.
1:32.1	Just because, you know, as the events unfolded as I was watching this well just because as the events
1:33.4	unfolded I was just thinking like and this is what he likes this is what Andes
1:36.9	isn't he? This is what he's got a blanket of in his living room
1:42.3	Jesus he's drinking out of a mug off. I bought him a book about this. Am I enabling this? Yeah. This is just, this is awful. Yeah.
1:51.6	Yeah. I'm, I I'm I have no time. No time at all for this film. Would I go so far as to say I hate it? Yes, I hate this film.
2:00.5	Wow, okay. Well, I think like being being a mansionologist as I am sure yeah I
2:07.5	I think there's I probably am easier on this film than you are because there's a
2:11.7	lots of nice mansion to look at in the background.
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