0:00.0	Welcome to For Your Amusement, a theme park podcast that aims to exhaustively evaluate the world's most popular theme park attractions to determine if they are world class. I'm Ryan Bergara. I'm Byron Marin.
0:17.0	And I am Dallan Smith. That's right. You might know him as offhand Disney on YouTube.
0:23.9	Offhand Disney. Just a bunch of offhand. That's why it's called that, right? Exactly.
0:27.9	Literally just spouting out facts that nobody cares about. And beautiful tangents, which you'll see today.
0:31.9	Oh, you're going to see a lot of them. On this Halloween episode. And as for this episode's featured attraction, don't adjust your volume.
0:37.7	We'll do that for you as we discuss the haunted mansion in Disneyland and to a lesser extent
0:44.4	haunted mansion in the Magic Kingdom at Disney World.
0:47.0	You know, there's a Tokyo version too, right?
0:49.5	There is, I haven't been to Tokyo.
0:51.5	And a different iteration in Paris.
0:53.2	And then they wouldn't even further into Hong Kong. Okay, there's no need to get litigious right now We're just starting the podcast Too many mansions And I was doing a fun little gag there about don't adjust your volume Because it's a reference to the ride But you're going to have to adjust your volume If it's too low, I can't help you with that. I don't want to hear anything like, this dude's a fucking liar.
1:12.7	He told us to adjust our volume.
1:14.0	I already adjusted it.
1:15.0	He didn't fix it.
1:15.7	No, exactly.
1:25.4	And I don't want to lose a star. I need those stars because this is an early podcast. It's in its infancy. and we need all the help we can get, which is why we brought in Dallon over here. I'm here to lead the conversation on Haunted Mansion. I'm doing most of the like work here today.
1:28.9	That's right. No, we've been working him around the which is why we brought in Dallon over here. I'm here to lead the conversation on Haunted Mansion. I'm doing most of the legwork here today.
1:29.5	That's right.
1:42.8	No, we've been working him around the clock like a dog. Why don't we kick it off with a little history, Byron? It's going to be a little odd that you're going to be telling history to Dallan. And also me because I, you know, I'm an expert. Let's, yeah, let's get that score card out.
1:43.6	We'll see how I do.
1:44.0	Right.
1:46.7	But we're going to go all the way back to 1951.
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