Hello forever dog listeners, my Kelton here. I'm a comedian and host of the spiritual comedy

docu-pod Beyond With My Kelton, and I'm absolutely vibing and excited to tell you that our

latest season comes out Tuesday, October 10th. On Beyond With My Kelton, I solve my problems via

supernatural means. In past seasons, I've chatted with my dead grandpa via a medium, I found out I was

a flapper in a past life, and I searched for a doorman who I genuinely considered to be my

guardian angel. And now, we are back with all new adventures. Will Hypnosis cure my

Diet Coke addiction? Did I actually hex my old pesky neighbor? Was there a blowout fight with

me and my producer over fairies? Well sweet, you're gonna have to listen to find out. So spirit

girlies unite and go subscribe to Beyond With My Kelton on your favorite podcast platform.

I genuinely can't wait for you to listen. And my hope is that you somehow reach Nervana

while listening on your morning commute. Okay, gotta go eat a crystal. Goodbye.

The happy hosts have received your sympathetic vibrations,

and are assembling for an extremely cordial podcast. A podcast that contains a weird video

screen face, the cool sounding phrase celebrity scientists, and extreme adic intimacy. Join us as

we continue to crawl through this ride at a snail's pace. I'll see you all a little later.

In the year 2025, when we get to the end of the graveyard, it's haunted mansion part four on

the podcast The Fright.

Whoever knows what to do, do it. One, two, three. Pickwick. It's only me after all, after this

studious run of episodes. I'm the only one who went back to find out what we're supposed to do

with that is just starting. We've been doing these cold opens. I'm yelling that we did it last time.

I cram like I was on a test, but you're right. I did not. I have in previous years going back and

listening to I did not do it. You're right. I listen to the end. I listen to all the other intros

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