The Haunted Car Wash
Poog with Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak
Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak
4.8 • 2K Ratings
🗓️ 28 October 2025
⏱️ 47 minutes
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Summary
Halloween nears and the hags are back in the studio. Jacqueline discusses up lighting, Kate fears for the movie she hasn’t yet seen. Spontaneous toning in the home, boldly tearing off the vinyl. A discovery that London might withhold liquids from artists. Broth sidecar. Red light rotisserie. Send back what’s not yours, gently and lovingly to the source.
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| 1:35.1 | Nurturing phantoms and courting the muse. |
| 1:37.4 | The hag divines when something must die. |
| 1:39.7 | Yes, that was poog. |
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