Welcome to Deadcast, a podcast taking you through the week of sports lunacy.

Here are Deadspin, editor-in-chief Tim Marchman and columnist Drew McGarry.

Oh, top of the morning to you, Mr. Marshman, Mitz C. Patrick's D.

What's the fuck are you talking about, man?

Shut up.

We have a special, we have a special podcast this week because we have two brackets we have to go through Marchman.

We got, first of all, we got the name of the year bracket, which we do every year.

We read all the names.

And again, I have not looked at any of the names, even though Barry posted the bracket.

I haven't looked at any of the names in advance because the important thing is to say the names out loud so you get the Roy Spancake effect of saying the naughty names and then giggling.

And then we're going to do the Hater's Guide to the regular tournament.

A haters' gag. All right, so let's do the name of the year first. And we'll just go through the bracket very quickly and decide who we like from each region. Okay. Are you ready? Yeah, I just opened it. All right. Let's start off in the Bulltron.

Let's start off in the Bulltron Regional.

We have the number one seed Tillman Buttersack.

Going against the 16 seed,

Django Clacken.

I think we're going to put Buttersack in front.

Tillman Buttersack.

Yeah, that's a great name. How are we going to do this, by the way? Do you want to read like a region and then I'll read the next one?

Yeah, that's fine. I'll read a region and then we'll pick our favorites out of that region. So, all right, then we have the 8C, true sweetster going against the number nine seed, Jasmine Albuquerque

croissant. That's great. That's fucking great. I like Jasmine as a nine seed.

The number five seed is Duffy McSwiggin going against the 12th C. Berm Snart. So I'm going to

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