It's Tony.

On today's show, we'll talk about the long-awaited harvest of our potato crop.

We'll also get NFL picks from Chuck Todd and Reginal the Monkey,

and we'll get a Ryder Cup preview from Steve Sands.

But first, let's do some commerce.

Previously on the Tony Cornhouser Show.

And I said, it would be okay if we turn that to the Red Zone. And I go, no, no, we want to watch Washington. Okay, I understand. I mean, it's in one. I sort of get that. But there was one Red Zone TV on, so I was able to watch that and devour this. And it's a huge sandwich. Do you ever have days like that? This is the secret to life. You lower your expectations.

You used to want to be a scratch golfer, and now you're elated that you can digest pork.

This is what you do.

It was so good.

This is how we cope.

This is General George Washington, and you're listening to the Tony Cornhizer show.

Okay, we have sports news. We will get to sports news. A couple of people were fired that I want to talk about.

The Nats lost a game that I thought was the second game of a double header. I was wrong about that.

Watching a Nats classic, apparently.

Yeah, I want to talk about that. Strasberg on the mound? I want to talk about show hair, Tommy's pitching last night. I want to talk about all of these things. But there are two things that we have to open with. One, I need my phone for if Michael go go get my phone. That's the note from Lindy DeKovin about dogs and animal rescue I'll be right back all right so we'll do that but that's not the first one I want to talk about

the first one I want to talk about is potatoes oh we went to get the potatoes okay yesterday we went to

see what we had why did we go yesterday because i received a note from buster

only yesterday with pictures he has so many potatoes buster has so many potatoes that he invites

families over with their kids to pick the potatoes. It's like a county fair.

You know, it's unbelievable how many potatoes he has.

Bounty, yes.

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