You are now listening to Softcore History.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Softcore History.

I'm your host for the week, Dan Register.

Joined as always by Rob Fox.

Howdy? Howdy. Get my big cup of tequila and sparkling water, a big ranch water cup. Welcome to my house. We're just hanging out. Your dog isn't activated. No, I actually give him some chill pills. Oh, did you? Literal chill pills. Like, CBD or some shit or actual like Doggy Xanax? I think it's Aschaguana. Okay. Whatever that is. It's just cleaning his brain, man. He went down to Peru and just like needed a reset. Exactly. Sees the world totally differently. It killed his ego. He does look like his ego's dead. Looks like he's... I say it looks like a lot of things are dead. But... But yeah, Chase Motley's in the studio, our producer. Yeah. Our hype dog. Yeah. Welcome to the YouTube. Welcome to the new set. Yeah, the YouTubers haven't seen it yet. This is our new and improved. I will say, for you, for a sloucher like yourself. The seating is just majestic. I'm just melting into this couch. This is exactly how I want to do a show. Ultimate comfort. Yeah, I don't want to do like some fucking, i'm in a chair i'm at an office i'm important

no i want to fucking sit on a couch say things even less thoughtful than i already was because the

level of comfort corresponds to the thoughtlessness of my comments this is perfect yeah this is what i

want it to be because even at my house you were too stiff kind of

on the chairs oh boy again I'm just loosey-goosey I mean we used to record it your closet in our

in my closet but that was no video and then we would do video in like my open bedroom what used

what would become my first child's bedroom i think there was like

half a crib in there did you ever finish that build or did rory just kind of roam we did sort of a

a dog in a box situation was he more of a free range child he is fuck he is fucking now man

absolute just like we close the gate to the upstairs at night, and him and Finn just rage.

It just becomes a party on the second floor.

Now, those of you at home that have no idea about our actual positions in the workforce,

this is now my full-time job.

Softcore history is Dan's full-time job.

Where can you go to get you out of the breadline?

Of course, patreon.com slash software history.

It means a lot to us now, more than it ever has.

Truly, I'm still employed, but yeah, that means a ton to me as well.

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