Good evening, children.

It's Granny Madduff, ready with a story.

So make yourselves comfy, and I'll begin.

Once upon a time, there lived a woman and her daughter.

They had a lovely cottage, with a garden where they grew lettuce and cabbage and carrots.

During winter a little hare hopped into the garden and ate the cabbage.

The mother told her daughter,

Go into the garden and when that hare hops in, chase him away.

So the girl did as her mother told her.

And when the little hare arrived, she shoot him away and said,

You ate our cabbage! Off with you little hare!

So the little hair hopped away and found another garden.

It was quite a bit smaller than the other one.

And while he was munching on the cabbage,

a little rabbit hopped out from her house and cried,

Stop eating my cabbage!

The hair was surprised.

Oh, so that's why the garden is so small, he said.

Oh, what do you mean small?

My garden is lovely, and what I grow is for me and not for you.

She cried. Oh, I meant no offence madam

Only that humans' gardens are quite large

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