The following is a KTCK podcast presentation.

All that implies, a ticket talk that has nothing to do with sports.

Deliver to you daily in three, two, and one.

Grant Boone.

His voice was prominently featured, as he will be part of the master's coverage here in a couple of weeks.

Grant Boone has been the guy that has written and given us the intros for all these years that we've done the April Fool's Open.

And let's start these off, and we'll do it before we get to our players from our fallen hero.

Mark Elfinbine, who was supposed to play, we need to honor Mark and his double hernia.

We're calling it the Hebrew hernia. Here's Grant.

A practicing Jew and still a non-practicing Jew and still a non-practicing golfer.

Mark Alfenbe has been wandering the radio wilderness of ticket Sunday mornings for almost as many years as his ancestors roamed the Sinai Desert. A true modern-day Moses, no one actually listens to

what he says either, instead just complaining about where he's going and wishing they were dead.

With a pillar of cloud to guide him by day,

elf has made his mark in real estate,

a high priest of property sales,

a prophet in his own hometown,

profiting from helping thousands of his fellow DFW residents

brazenly violate the Lord's 10th commandment by coveting their neighbors'

home.

And while he's never closed the deal at the April Fool's Open, could 2026 be the year

in this sausage fest unlike any other that our beloved Hebrew National finally reaches

the promised land.

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