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Thank you very much.

So I think that this video was inescapable over the weekend but then I'm probably online more than

the normal person I don't know but I'm happy you're addressing this have you seen the

Mexican naval ship crashing into the Brooklyn Bridge I have I have so many questions

it's amazing I have so many questions. It's amazing.

I have so many questions, too.

I'm just thrilled.

I'm thrilled you're doing this.

I will try to answer some of your questions as best I can.

First of all, did you know that Mexico had a Navy?

I did not, and I most certainly, if I had to draw a picture of a naval vessel, it would not look like the one that ran into that bridge.

Well, okay, we'll get to that in a second, because it's more of a ceremonial vessel.

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