Are you gonna write wins of winter? No, I'm never gonna write wins of winter. I'm an author. This is We Have Concerns. Hi, Jeff Canada. Hi, Anthony Carboni. Hello, Concerns citizens.

Anthony, you know, I love some of my favorite stories that we do on this here podcast. Our stories about a person that asks a very simple question and that it leads them down a wild rabbit hole of discovery.

In fact, that may be the definition of this podcast. Ask in questions and just getting weird answers and trying to figure out what it all means.

Maybe that's that's life. Where's this podcast is sort of a metaphor for the human condition. If you think about it, if you really think about it, you don't need any other podcasts just this one. Hey, hey, shut up with all the other podcasts.

You're fine. Look, there are too many. All of the lake. There's a lot of them are D&D ones now and they're all four hours long and I can only do a couple of those. How many hours do everybody think there are too many? How many hours do everybody think there are, Jeff?

People think there are more hours than there are is the problem. That's what's about it. Thank you. It felt that way, but I wasn't sure.

No, you think you think your shit's you worth four hours. You know, this podcast used to be 15 minutes long.

We used to respect your time. We don't. Then you told us, I don't respect my own time. We went, okay, an hour. You got it.

They said the problem with you is you respect my time because we're all a little masochistic these days. Yeah. Anyway, here's the question overrun the clock, daddy. You said, step on my throat.

And we obliged. So deep.

The question that I find fascinating that lead led to I think some pretty interesting rabbit holes in this case is in an article that was posted on our discord by our friend.

And I think popped here contributor to the show. The synergy Mansfield.

Oh, please. It's a name and a promise this guy. Neri, Neri, a week goes by that we don't get a story from synergies. Thank you for your hard work.

Thank you for your service.

Step on our throat, daddy. This is this is a story in one of our favorite websites at the Scrivah.

Where the author asked the simple question.

What's the hardest wood? And I know you get old because you're Jeff.

I know you're thinking you're thinking I pick this story for one reason or one reason only, but I am going to resist. I'm going to resist the urge to make a hard wood joke because this story is actually very interesting above and beyond the

pre-pubescent humor that I enjoy. Okay. Well, that remains to be seen, but let's let's let's do this. What is the hardest wood?

Which I hope you would answer. I got the hardest wood right here.

See, stop it. You're already there. You said you weren't going to do it. I'm not going to do it.

Listen, I don't know if I know enough different kinds of wood. Here's what I know. I know. Let's try to do this. Pine.

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