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The Happening Review

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Tv & Film, After Shows, Film Reviews

4.4640 Ratings

🗓️ 12 April 2023

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Whatsa happening hot stuff? The Happening is happening on this week's episode. Follow Marky Mark and a whole funky bunch in this M. Night Shyamalan stinker. Synopsis The Happening starts out with a mass psychosis event in Central Park NY, where all of a sudden everyone decides to kill themselves. Mark Wahlberg plays Elliot Moore, a pretty dumb high school teacher that with family and friends trys to escape whatever is causing the psychosis.  What could possibly be causing The Happening? Theories abound. Could it be a terrorist attack? Could it be bees? Could it be trees? Could it be a 60s performance art exhibition? No one knows.  Review for The Happening The Happening has a reputation for being a bad movie. It was really the nail in the coffin for M. Night Shyamalan’s ability to create a quality movie. I’ll say that the consensus is not wrong. This is a pretty bad movie. It’s not painfully bad, but is laughably bad in parts.  This is mostly because of M Night’s clunky writing. It’s very unnatural, and makes every character seem like they came from an alternate universe where infomercials were reality. What makes it more frustrating, is that there are scattered gems of quality dialogue or situations that in a better movie would have been endearing moments. In this film however, it just makes you wonder how someone that is capable of writing convincing human moments would decide to write the rest of the movie like everyone has a head injury. The second problem with the film is the casting of Mark Wahlberg as the lead. He is just not a good actor, and has no possible hope of saving the dialogue through his performance. In fact almost all of the unintentional humor is created by Mark’s line delivery and stupid facial expressions. As with any M. Night Shyamalan movie, regardless of quality, there are some interesting ideas and concepts. Most of the creativity here comes from the various deaths throughout. The premise of a mysterious viral mass suicide event is a genuinely interesting premise, and can be truly disturbing at moments. However, the posited explanation is so dumb, you’re left wondering why you even bothered sitting through this shit show. Score 3/10

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0:00.0

This episode is brought to you by Mark Wahlberg's Cameo account.

0:04.0

For only $500, you can get a personalized video message from Mark Wahlberg where he says hi to your mother for you.

0:27.0

You know, Is this a metal thing? Yes.

0:28.8

What taste?

0:30.1

David.

0:30.3

David, what is this?

0:32.0

Pretty big.

0:33.6

We have to kill a lot of people.

0:36.3

I'm just too many what you want me to fuck.

0:37.9

I have big dick and a tiny vagina.

0:40.6

Oil me up, Daddy.

0:42.0

I can't believe the boy's first big tits.

0:45.1

Missletoe alert.

0:46.3

This is not country.

0:47.1

This guy was a real jerk.

0:48.3

How long can Hugo being prognant?

0:50.5

It's a chop, chop, chop, chop.

0:51.6

Oh, I'm just such a dick, David. Okay, everybody, put on your corpse handling gloves.

0:55.7

You, what?

0:56.3

Cuddy Picasso.

0:58.0

Horror!

1:00.3

Hey, everybody, it's horror movie talk with your boys.

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