Green Room Review
Horror Movie Talk
Horror Movie Talk: Horror Movie Review
4.2 • 652 Ratings
🗓️ 19 April 2023
⏱️ 56 minutes
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Summary
We watched Green Room and were shocked at how green this room really was.

Synopsis
Green Room is about a struggling punk rock band who lands a gig at a white supremacist bar. Since no one in the band is a person of color, they decide that this is fine. When they inadvertently stumble into a crime scene, they get trapped in the green room.
Mirror universe Captain Picard and his band of skinheads plot to kill them and stage a crime scene to cover up the crimes.
Review of Green Room
Green Room is worth seeing, but I think it gets a little overhyped as a “hidden gem”. I think the novelty of seeing Patrick Stewart as the bad guy gave this movie some legs, but it’s essentially a run of the mill thriller. There are some moments of gore in the latter half of the film as the band tries to escape, but a lot of people probably would have issue with classifying this as a horror movie. I don’t care about these people
Personally I think this film suffers because the main characters seem like a bunch of insufferable assholes, so I don’t really care what happens to them. Really all the character development we’re given is that they are hardcore punk (whatever that means) and their desert island bands, I guess.
The situation is compelling though and it generally kept me engaged for the duration
Score
6/10
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Is this a metal thing? |
| 0:17.0 | Yes |
| 0:18.0 | No taste |
| 0:20.0 | David David David what is this? |
| 0:21.9 | Pretty big. |
| 0:22.9 | Great break. |
| 0:23.5 | I have to kill a lot of people. |
| 0:26.2 | Just tell me, but you want me to fuck. |
| 0:27.8 | I mean, I have big tips and tiny vagina. |
| 0:30.5 | Oil me up, Daddy. |
| 0:31.9 | I can't believe that blinds for his big tits. |
| 0:35.0 | Missletoe alert. |
| 0:36.3 | This is not a country. |
| 0:36.9 | This guy was a real jerk. |
| 0:38.2 | How long can Hugo be prognant? |
| 0:40.3 | It's a chop, chop, chop, chop. |
| 0:41.5 | Oh, I'm just such a dick, David. |
| 0:43.3 | Okay, everybody, put on your corpse handling gloves. |
| 0:45.6 | You what? |
| 0:46.2 | Hoodie Picasso. |
| 0:47.9 | Horror! |
| 0:50.1 | Hello and welcome to horror movie talk. |
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