If scary movies get you dread, keep you up late night and bed.

Here's a podcast that will help you lose your mind.

We'll explain the fun real nicely, then we'll talk about what's frightening, so you never have to have a spooky time.

It's ruined.

Hello, welcome to ruin. I'm Hallie. Good on, Allison. And this is a horror movie. Oh, my God. And this is a podcast. We ruined a horror movie just for you. Just for each and every one of you. Hallie, how are you? Well, I'd like to talk about how you are because Allison finally, after I guess a hundred year or however long have been doing this fucking podcast, she finally got a new computer.

I got a new computer. If you're watching on video, I'm sure you can see a huge difference.

It's, it's hilarious.

It's like, genuine, I had not, this is the first time I've even, like, seen the camera on, um, since I bought a computer.

And it's like, my old computer is of the 8 different time.

Yeah, it's steam powered bitch.

It was coal powered.

The like fan was running like the second I turned it on.

It sounded industrial.

Right.

It took up the whole room.

The quality of the recording did look like you were recording with like a razor phone.

It was so bad.

A different century.

So I'm really looking forward to everybody who's seeing perhaps a clip of this or is watching this on Patreon.

I'm sorry and you're welcome.

I bought it with credit card points for my business, so I didn't even spend money.

It took me a few days to get everything up and running and moved over, but here we are.

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